A/N: Well, essentially, this started off as an email conversation between me and Michelle V. where we competed to see who could come up with the most cliche fanon Stargate lines. Somehow, it turned into a fic. Then, because we remembered things we hadn't previously mocked, we wrote the sequel. And then a prequel.
Rating: PG-13 for many, many sexual references
Season: 6 as well as 3/4.
As always, feedback is much appreciated. Anything I get I will forward to Michelle.
1. It was a Dark and Stormy Night. Suddenly, a Jaffa yelled 'Kree!'
2. It was a Dark and Stormy Night II. The Hamster Strikes Back
3. Episode I: The Phantom Cheese ~ Note: This is actually the prequel... but we wrote it last. You can either read it first or last. We don't mind. It's the only one that's been beta-ed, by the way. Go Mel! Go Emry!